Coconut Cruncher

"EAT SHIT!!" he screamed. "Eat shit balls!" Darren replied. He was SO pissed off, and so was I. Little did we know that it would create such commotion. It was the 28th Oct, and I hadn't given my old friends a treat coz I was in hostel during my birthday.. So we'd gone to Dominoes for dinner that night.. After an amazing day and a good conversation over a good dinner, the five of us left Dominoes at 11pm. We were standing over the tiles that lay over the drains across the road.. There was a 95 degree turn from Panjim church to Hotel Rajdhani, were a red car was driving at 60. We were busy talking about old days, and stood right at the corner very close to the pavement. The man had at least 4 metre space to turn. Since the jerk was driving at 60, he felt insecure about turning, and honked at us loudly just when he was about 2 metres away from us. "ASSHOLE!" I screamed. I was SO pissed off!! His son, sitting on the front seat, a boy of maybe 14 scream...

So it's the 21st and there're a few hours left for midnight.. I pretty much don't care out here coz things have been so rough for me lately n I really don't think it'll be fun.. n all these years spent in goa have totally accostomed me to having fun with friends and family, and more over, enjoying my day.. Come to think of it, it's my eighteenth birthday n it doesn't even feel like it. I feel like just walking in crowded place, unnoticed and totally to myself, praying no one would notice me, wish me. This place is pretty strange, and with strangers too, who'd just wish you for something in return.. Or probably as a formality.. but that's that, and I've somehow made up my mind not to enjoy myself out here.. =P Coz I'm going home.. the day after, and there, I can be myself. Free, happy, and I can totally enjoy myself.. With the people I love, n the people who care. I'll dream of my driving license, my electoral card, and finally become a ma...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!" she screamed. "Dude! Do you know how to kill insects?" asked Namrata. "OMG no!" I said. Namu found a HUGE BIG ferocious monstrous looking guy with two BIG compound e yes and wings. A huge red bee-ant landed on her bed and she fearfully went around asking people for help. The person - the 'Terminator', was none other than Poulomi Mehta. Polo came looking lost into room 308, looking around for the dangerous monster, n there it was, staring at poor Namu with its huge eyes as she squealed in sheer terror. "EEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!! Kill the damn thing, just kill it!" she screamed to Polo, who went around looking for a pair of slippers. She smashed the pair on the bug, but it flew n landed on Namu's pillow. Namu squealed even louder as Polo frantically tried to crush the flying bee-ant. "Dude squish it dude! Please!!" "Arrey it's flying everywhere!" "Gimme a tissue or paper n put it ...