HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop
the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".
That's KERALA !
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and the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and then go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!
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Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's MUMBAI
***
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting.
Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
***
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That's DELHI
***
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's AHMEDABAD
***
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop
the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.
That's BANGALORE
***
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace settles in...
That's CHENNAI
***
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting".
That's KERALA !
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and the best one is ....
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and then go home as friends.
You are in GOA !!!
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