Coconut Cruncher

Logging on after hotmail after 3 years now, and I'm feeling so nostalgic.. Those talks with special friends n getting attatched to people I didn't know, stuff to share about daily things happening to me. But no more... I miss the DA, the people in it, how I'd sneak online late at night when mum din allow me to surf coz of boards.. n chatting with el, fawkes, bro.. N all the thigns that happened then.. Serious things, that changed my life in so many ways I can't even repeat. I'm so glad to have those memories. And ways to repoduce them right now.. Certain smells, certain words.Miss those times, those people, who're hardly a part of my life anymore.

If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips"

After a short visit to the united States, Michelangelo's David returns to Italy.. Proud sponsors:

At a building site, two blue collar workers, Jack and Ray were chatting. Jack: Ray, I've been attending night classes for five months now and I have an exam next week. Ray: Oh…well, how's that going for you? Jack: Great! I'm learning all this cool stuff! For example, do you know who Graham Bell is? Ray: No. Jack: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know that. Ray: Oh…that's pretty cool I guess. The next day, Jack hailed Ray at the site again. Jack: Hey Ray, do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Ray: No. Jack: He's the author of 'The Three Musketeers'. You know, if you took night classes like me, you'd know that. Ray frowned in annoyance but said nothing. The next day, Jack came up to Ray again. Jack: Hey Ray! Do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Ray: No! Jack: He's the author of 'Confessions'. If you took those night classes, you'd know that. Ray had had enough. He straightened up and turned to Jack. ...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?...

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in goggles, a loud t-shirt, mud- spattered jeans and a daring attitude. Saint Peter addresses the cool guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven? ' The guy replies, 'I'm Desai, retired Indian Airlines Pilot from New Delhi'. Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, 'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.' The pilot enters heaven with his robe and staff. Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, 'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena, California, for the last 43 years.' Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, ' OK, take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom.' 'Just a minute,' says the good father. 'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get ...

Pfizer Announcement Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names 'cocktails' and 'highballs'. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of 'Mount 'n Do'. There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.