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Love quote modified! LOL!!

Love quote versions

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.

Patient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
until she comes back ...

Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *

C++ Programmer:
------------ --
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians : (Apte)
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
------------ --------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

so if u have left someone and he/she didnt returned back to u
den forget it
and find a new one
hahahahhahahaha
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