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(J) If you get lost in India

If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and crowd gathers one by one. After some time two fighters disappear and most people in the crowd found that they have either pickpocketed or their chain/ watch or other valuable disappeared. You are in Bihar--Patna

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and then fifth and so on a crowd has gathered, they start arguing about who's right - you are in kolkata.

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on - that's mumbai.

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up - that's Delhi.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall - that's ahmedabad.

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore ...

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that amma doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in - that's chennai.

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Hyderabad.

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in Lucknow, UP....
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