Lessons in Logic
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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............................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
.............................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.............................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
.............................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
.............................................................................
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
.............................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
.............................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.............................................................................
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
.............................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
.............................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
.............................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
............................................................ ...............
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
.............................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
...............................
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