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Words women use :)

WORDS WOMEN USE:

FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up

FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

(Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments
they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!!)

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