A Sri lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American,typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri lankan ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri lankan: Of course!
The American: We do not. We only eat the soft centre of the bread, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri lanka .
The Sri lankan makes no comment.
The American continues: Do you eat this Jam with the bread?
The Sri lankan repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not eat Jam . We eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we keep all the peels and seeds in a containers. Later we process it, and transform it into Jam and then we sell it to Sri lanka .
The Sri lankan asks : So, as a matter of interest what do you do with condoms after you use them?
American : We throw them away, of course!
Sri lankan: We do not. We keep them in containers, process them,transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States .
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Sri lankan: Of course!
The American: We do not. We only eat the soft centre of the bread, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri lanka .
The Sri lankan makes no comment.
The American continues: Do you eat this Jam with the bread?
The Sri lankan repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not eat Jam . We eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we keep all the peels and seeds in a containers. Later we process it, and transform it into Jam and then we sell it to Sri lanka .
The Sri lankan asks : So, as a matter of interest what do you do with condoms after you use them?
American : We throw them away, of course!
Sri lankan: We do not. We keep them in containers, process them,transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States .
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