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These are actual 'Bride Wanted' ads taken from matrimony site shaadi.com . Do you think any would be suitable for me? Pls shortlist.
Do NOT

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter... Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

(Hmm...I've never been to Bangalroe. Where is it?)

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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?!)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(No, thank YOU)

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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(Im educated and I have a tea service, but sadly no brother...unlucky me)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on .........hold my hand forever !!!

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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot

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My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......

(Beware. This one's a couch potato)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast

(By not wearing her jeans? What the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL, THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(Yep, we're all loughing)

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp

(Clueless. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants?)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(Ok patner)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(TOTALLY clueless)

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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred

(Ah, marred. And complitly too)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(Well-traveled family man)

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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(Talk about desperation!)

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy.. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.

(Yes, bye bye)

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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(ehh?!!)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT

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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(Well, acceptance is the key to a good marriage)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..??)

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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable

(Oh dear! I'm too late!)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.

(Wow, who's this jewel?)
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