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Laws on girls


Laws on girls

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be around you...

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. The day the girl you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You're dressed badly
2. You've forgotten to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. You've had a bad hair day

11. All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health and leave u a total wreck.

YOU NEVER WIN SILVER, YOU ALWAYS LOOSE GOLD
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