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The Love Dress

A mother stopped by un-announced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch...totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she gasped.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," her daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law squawked.

"This is my love dress,' her daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

Her daughter-in-law smiled.

"Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. "It excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.'

The mother-in-law shut her mouth abruptly and left.



When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, and dimmed the lights. She put on a romantic CD and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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